B: We’ve landed in a lake made of sewage.
A: Great. Now let’s swim for the shore.
B:  Moon and stars look beautiful.
A: If you don’t mind swimming in shit.
B: I try to see the positive side of things. Look up - at the stars. You can see the Great Bear. And that’s Venus.
A: And that’s the Russian Nuclear Satellite whose orbit is decaying. The one that’s out of control.
B: Quiet. That’s the constellation of Orion.
A: And that’s the Rambo. The three big stars there are his bicep.
B: There is no constellation of Rambo.
A: Yeah. Long way to the shore. Less talk and more swimming is what we need.

[Photos: Hugo Glendinning]