You are woken by the sound of a child five metres away, sat on the floor, assembling and disassembling Lego, as carefully and quietly as it is possible to do so.

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When you check mail there is spam with the subject-line 'big king'. Later, when the mood dips, they write to you with more Viagra/Stock Offers under the headings 'laser down', 'compressed tabloid' and 'surly pocket'.

 Someone has arrived at my site using the search terms/keywords 'live not exist' and 'i do not exist'. Phillosophy students or anxious teenagers? Someone with other motives (?) arrived from the search term 'where does Meg Ryan live?'. Hint: this info cannot be found on my site.

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V reporting an overheard phone conversation:

a guy in the line behind me at duane read
_{23/07/2007 16:24}
talking on the phone very loudly
_{23/07/2007 16:24}
First he says 'why have you not called that girl yet?'
_{23/07/2007 16:25}
then pause then he says
'shes a fucking assistant district attorney you idiot. and now theres fucking reporters everywhere. and that little bitch, i want her handcuffed when you take her out and i want her picture all over everything..
_{23/07/2007 16:26}
..cos that guy - hes a litle faggot - he wont keep his fucking mouth shut'
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the checkout girl and i were looking at each other like 'oooo kkkk'